GEORGE(town)
I've successfully arrived after a long, arduous journey up Interstate 5, with 17 million other folks frantically getting the hell out of Dodge. Everything is just as I hoped it would be here: Hot coffee, crisp weather, Christmas decorations in every nook and cranny, warm fire, Mrs. I/O listening to Country Music Television while reading the newspaper, and the I/O answering the telephone with a hearty "HO-HO-HO".
I think I'll go and do nothing now.