IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
Somebody completely removed all of neighbor Bonnie's X-mas lights from her front yard and left them in a pile on the grass. Fortunately, as I was inspecting the damage I found a clue: half-eaten cardboard tube from the inside of a roll of wrapping paper.
Hmmmmm, wonder who could have done that?
PAPARAZZI PRISON
I'd just like to personally thank the two celebrities who decided to pop in and shop at the pet store while I was there attempting to get the records on one of our pets. A media frenzy ensued, and the store promptly closed the doors, stationed two employees as guards due to the more than fifteen photographers outide jammed against the doors, and essentially held all of the other customers (including actress Linda Hamilton) prisoner while they called security and the sherriff's office.
Meawhile, Paris and Pamela acted as if nothing was amiss, and cuddled and canoodled with the various adorable furry babies on sale.
I persuaded the manager to try and let me out because I had to pick up TGG from band practice and I was already late. I squeezed myself through the tiniest openings of the glass doors, put my head down and made like a tiny runningback pushing through the defensive line. Various crowds of tourists in town were all atwitter over the spectacle of it all. I climbed into the safety of the Behemoth, steered her out onto the PCH, and thanked God that I'm a nobody. It's all just too weird.
