Okay, so here's what happens when you put Bluebelly in charge of the turkey:
1) You get an organic bird.
2) You get an organic female hen bird.
3) You get an organic female hen bird whose breasts are juicy and lovely.
4) You get an organic female hen bird whose breasts are juicy and lovely and cook much faster than the rest of her.
5) You get an organic female hen bird whose breasts are juicy and lovely and cook much faster than the rest of her and believe it or not, everyone is satisified with the breasts.
Aren't they always?
The rest we will enjoy later.
EARTH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT
Do you remember those really weird dorky shoes from the 70's called "Earth Shoes"? They had sort-of rounded squared toes, and the heel was somewhat lower than the ball of the foot, which they called Negative Heel Technology. They were invented by a Danish yoga instructor who claimed that these shoes naturally aligned one's posture.
Well . . . . . Earth Shoes are back!!!
Yes folks, and guess who has a pair of her very own. You guessed it, Bluebelly is the proud owner of a wickedly dorky pair of Earth boots, black of course, with hot pink embroidery.
Yowza.
Next time you go to the mall to buy a curtain rod, be on the look-out. You might just get home with a pair of Earth Shoes instead. Remember the slogan: Earth Shoes - Invigorating for the Mind, Body, and Sole.
