Even though my fingers are cramping as I type this, I will share it:
Bumper sticker of the Day: Support the war effort, God is on our side.
AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me? God takes sides? Oh yeah, that must be the very same God who took sides with the terrorists on 9/11. They were sure successful. Oh and Vietnam, we had God on our side too? I see, God is more mortal than we thought, with preferences and favorites. I wonder if he prefers vanilla or chocolate?
WE LIVE IN AN AGE OF SPIRITUAL BARBARISM. I could puke.
Am I the only one who wishes Ben Wallace would wear his afro during the finals? I love his afro, and now he looks just normal. Ben, give us your hair, just don't give us any of your fancy moves.
There are a few things I can barely tolerate in the retail world:
1) chatty cashiers
2) slow busboys
3)
sales of any sort
4) calling seventeen other stores to find the item you wanted to buy at
this store
5) parking lots full of only compact spaces
6) restaurant tables with no spoons
7) bags whose handles tear off the moment you pick them up
8) people in front of you who write checks (slow,
slow,
slow)
9) loud, annoying piped-in music
